"I have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
The Pumpkin house Kinova, West Virginia
This will be my house one day.
My costume this year….
The best part about it was that all day I got guys asking “who the fuck are you supposed to be?” And I just kept saying “Why are you such a skeez? you can go shave your back now.”
And then all the girls were like “OMG REGINA!” and I would be like “Why are you so obsessed with me??”
just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government
Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.
idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect
if you don’t love benson you’re wrong
Photographer Lassi Rautiainen captured the profound partnershipbetween a she-wolf and a brown bear in the wilds of northern Finland.For days, he witnessed the strange pair meet every evening to share food aftera hard day of hunting. No one knows when or how this relationship wasformed, ‘but it is certain that by now each of them needs the other’
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
The 99 pack hit stores today. The only place it fits is in my hallway.