“To judge a man by his weakest link or deed is like judging the power of the ocean by one wave.”This is literary my favourtie thing ever
The Good Vibe
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist
i fucking knew it
"’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."
Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
I LOVE THIS WOMAN. STILL HAVE GOOSEBUMPS FROM LAST NIGHT!
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which